January 29th, 2012 at 2:18PM

widowsnakehole:

peppers-pray:

ah ha! So this is where that line comes from! 


“You’re killing me Smalls” is probably something I say more than any other thing that I say in real life

My dog’s name is Smalls. This is pretty much always going to be an auto-reblog. Sorry, Tumblr. Sorry, other chihuahuas with less cool names.

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January 29th, 2012 at 6:08AM
Meanwhile, in Pete’s World, Rose Tyler is apparently hosting Saturday Night Live. Yes, AV Club, the Vitex Heiress. Yes, her hot, super-genius boyfriend will probably do a bit as a plant in the audience where he says some esoteric physics thing at a fast-paced ramble. Yes, John Belushi is probably coming back for a cameo to do his Pete Tyler impression. Yes, it’s a shame John Belushi lost all his hair, but at least he’s sober now. Jesus, guys, all we have is a promo shot, maybe let’s reserve our judgment on whether she can be funny until it airs.

Meanwhile, in Pete’s World, Rose Tyler is apparently hosting Saturday Night Live.

Yes, AV Club, the Vitex Heiress. Yes, her hot, super-genius boyfriend will probably do a bit as a plant in the audience where he says some esoteric physics thing at a fast-paced ramble. Yes, John Belushi is probably coming back for a cameo to do his Pete Tyler impression. Yes, it’s a shame John Belushi lost all his hair, but at least he’s sober now.

Jesus, guys, all we have is a promo shot, maybe let’s reserve our judgment on whether she can be funny until it airs.

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January 28th, 2012 at 9:13PM
theotherausten: gpoy. A recruiter for a company/brand in New York that I would like to work for, probably, is, uh, recruiting me, I guess would be how to phrase that and all I can think of is that it gets so cold and I like having the space of a house and I’m not 22 anymore and half of me keeps waiting and hoping for her to send an e-mail that’s like, “No, wait, forget it, haha,” because I don’t want to have to confront the logistics and reality of thinking about moving to New York with a five month old and an Alphonse and the lesson of this is to never, ever think you want anything because it’ll come back to you at an inopportune time and you’ll have to potentially confront grown up decisions and seriously, if this HR lady decides this was all a joke, it would probably be a lot better for everyone involved because if it finishes on track, how do I turn that down? Or how do I not? IT IS SO COLD THERE. AREN’T I JUST SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO HOLD UP A BABY AND NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN

theotherausten:

gpoy.

A recruiter for a company/brand in New York that I would like to work for, probably, is, uh, recruiting me, I guess would be how to phrase that and all I can think of is that it gets so cold and I like having the space of a house and I’m not 22 anymore and half of me keeps waiting and hoping for her to send an e-mail that’s like, “No, wait, forget it, haha,” because I don’t want to have to confront the logistics and reality of thinking about moving to New York with a five month old and an Alphonse and the lesson of this is to never, ever think you want anything because it’ll come back to you at an inopportune time and you’ll have to potentially confront grown up decisions and seriously, if this HR lady decides this was all a joke, it would probably be a lot better for everyone involved because if it finishes on track, how do I turn that down? Or how do I not? IT IS SO COLD THERE. AREN’T I JUST SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO HOLD UP A BABY AND NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN

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January 27th, 2012 at 7:03PM

lizayzay:

#omg i’ve never watched this show and never will but #everything i’ve seen of scott makes me think he is gr8

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January 26th, 2012 at 3:32PM
absurdical: bookh8r: theavc: New web intern Becky Frass took up the challenge of making a GIF of Jesus Ron Swanson from this video. You get what you ask for readers. NEW FAVORITE GIF I’M COMIN’, JESÚSWANSON

absurdical:

bookh8r:

theavc:

New web intern Becky Frass took up the challenge of making a GIF of Jesus Ron Swanson from this video. You get what you ask for readers.

NEW FAVORITE GIF

I’M COMIN’, JESÚSWANSON

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January 26th, 2012 at 5:41AM

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321 notes #getting pretty adept at detecting the dad vibe
January 25th, 2012 at 1:37PM

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January 25th, 2012 at 1:29PM

ladyhouston:

I love Mayim in those glasses. She is the epitome of adorable. 

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January 25th, 2012 at 12:58AM

one photo, one year → Benedict Cumberbatch. (2004 - 2012)

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January 24th, 2012 at 7:00PM
mostly10: Nick Offerman from the film Smashed at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW PERFECT THIS PICTURE IS

mostly10:

Nick Offerman from the film Smashed at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW PERFECT THIS PICTURE IS

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