December 2009
brampersandon:
allrightfine:
Let’s play a game where I’m dating your son and this is our third Christmas together and our second year living together and I even met you in person this year (because you live in Florida and we in Las Vegas) and we got along well enough and then you sent a Christmas card that arrived today and it said “For a son who means so much” and didn’t even acknowledge that...
Let’s play a game where I’m dating your son and this is our third Christmas together and our second year living together and I even met you in person this year (because you live in Florida and we in Las Vegas) and we got along well enough and then you sent a Christmas card that arrived today and it said “For a son who means so much” and didn’t even acknowledge that I...
So I'm only gonna say this once, but it's been
pickpocket:
unicornzzzzz:
drinkyourjuice:
“When you say “I can’t wait for 09 to be over,” you’re really saying “I can’t wait for something to fucking change.”
And that’s not 09’s fault.
It’s you.
09 doesn’t even exist.
Like, 09 is an abstract concept that no one but people know about. Deer do not know that 09 is about to be over. Infinity does know that 09 is about to be over.
So when...
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
brampersandon:
rhineland:
hewasmypilot:
hippopotamoggles:
purpleboots:
(via fuckyeahfuchfuch)
Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
People who went to art school after “trying it out” at a public university.
I hate hunter green and I have no artistic talent.
Guys I want to sleep with.
Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.
Steinbeck was...
Reblog with the Hogwarts house you think you'd be...
fujiidom:
sisterspock:
pengwin:
khanithak:
marycleopatravicious:
khanithak:
jimenna:
harryfuckingpotter:
GRYFFINPUFF
Slytherin with no doubt.
b/w Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
probably more slytherin-like though :p
everytime i take them its an even tie between ravenclaw and slytherin..soo SLYTHERCLAW :)
LOL that’s what Jimenna calls me XD
I’m pretty sure I’d be a SlytherWIN
...
AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT NEW KIDS IN THE HALL PROJECT AHHHHHHHHH
I am sorry for all the things I just reblogged in quick succession if it’s against Tumblr etiquette but PICTURES ARE AWESOME.
Like, right now, it’s 2:30 a.m. Al got drunk playing beer pong with all his bosses and is passed out and drunk-person snoring next to me while I watch the Food Network and catch up on Tumblr. See how a picture would’ve said that better.
Three guys over 75 that I am not related to that I would most like to buy a beer and talk to:
Clint Eastwood
Hugh Hefner
Is it too much to say Salinger? I feel like it’s probably too much.
I, too, have had an affair with Tiger Woods.
(via notnadia)
And I am going to the Enquirer with this knowledge. Gotta get PAID.