what does the lotion on the side table mean or is that an inside joke?
- Anonymous

Oh, man, anon. It’s not an inside joke, I promise. Nor was it a very tasteful one, I’m sorry.

Um. Sometimes men like a little extra lubrication for their hands. Especially if they’re planning on using one of them for something, while it’s well-lubricated

Alternately: it’s presumably for masturbating, anon.

I’m not entirely sure where tonight on Tumblr is going to go from here.

   
  1. leavemealoneforawhileplease said: but he’s scottish. circumsicion isn’t something non-jewish people tend to do there. and his father being a christian priest and all, he wouldn’t be circumcised… LOL there are pictures of his penis - he ISN’T - and so he wouldn’t need the lotion…
  2. soufflegirl said: Omfg anon
  3. oodlyenough said: lmao @ this post
  4. winterinthetardis said: SOBBING
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