The study group is not his first rodeo.
Nor would a rodeo be his first rodeo, but that’s only a story worth telling if you’re a woman with a cowboy kink, which happens about as often as you would think, and anyway, the hat’s already paid for itself twice.
Plus, he likes hats, he looks brilliant in hats. And suits. Pinstripes. Trainers. Glasses. Boxer briefs. In them, out of them, it’s good to be the Doctor.
Even if his services are no longer needed at Rassilon and Sons, LLP.
Well, aren’t needed right now, but he’ll get the bloody piece of paper, one that’s going to cost actual blood if the blonde at the end of the table doesn’t shut her gob and soon.
Rose, that’s her name, he knows her name. He’s known it for weeks now, but if he thinks of her Rose, and not as the woman he’s trying to pull, well, that’s getting distracted, isn’t it?
Get the diploma, get laid, get out. The order on that is negotiable, even.
So, of course, because the universe is herself a cruel and heartless woman, he was always going to stop thinking of Rose as the blonde, and as the woman he’s trying to pull, and instead start thinking of her as Rose Tyler.
Two names, just like that. He normally can’t be arsed to remember one.
It didn’t even take long, just a couple of months of teamwork and inspirational speeches and a significant downgrade in the age of his Macallan, and there she was — Rose Tyler.
He likes the way it rolls around on his tongue, and he’s pretty sure he’d like the way she would roll around on his tongue, too.
He’s still nearly certain he’ll get to find out.
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