"now you're just enraged with the entire cheez-it organization." i just. what. how do you. and why. but mostly. it's like you think you've reached the natural endpoint of a thought and then there's jamie. there beyond where you thought people stopped thinking. just there.

I’m going to need to publish this for the intro post tag. And just now I went looking for a picture of Cheez-Its to put here, and I found a reason to be furious with the actual entire Cheez-It organization, so everything circled up nice and tidy in the end.