Friday June 15, 2012       98 notes
  we have reached the point  in this second glass of balvenie  where i visit the tracked tags  i don't normally visit  on a side note there are a lot of super awesome costumes  for a baby with blonde hair  but i sort of hope the next kid  has dark hair  so i can roll out a tiny baby  max fischer costume  and win presumably some sort of hipster prize  like a lifetime supply of pbr  which i will accept  having changed both kids  into onesies  that say  your band sucks  and then flynn will be old enough to drop the mic  and we will leave that daycare  in slow motion  to a rolling stones song  definitely should not have poured this second glass  quite so heavily  no but i feel good about it  asdfghjkl fuck